Witless Protection

Larry the Cable Guy

Deputy Larry Stalder

Ivana Miličević

Madeleine

Jenny McCarthy

Connie

Yaphet Kotto

Ricardo Bodi

Peter Stormare

Arthur Grimsley

Eric Roberts

Wilford Duvall

Joe Mantegna

Dr. Rondog 'Doc' Savage

Kurt Naebig

Mark Bedell

Richard Bull

Sheriff Smoot

J. David Moeller

Elmer

Will Clinger

Bo

Omar Dykes

Gus