I'd Rather Be Turned Into Cat Food

Jack Grisham

The Human (voice)

Evelyn Vasquez

Satchmo (voice)

Tony Nittoli

Foo (voice)

Annie Cruz

The Girlfriend (voice)

Kristina Wong

The Dog, The Sperm, The Cloud, Nurse #1 (voice)

Keith Morris

Officer Rational (voice)

Tamadhur Al-Aqeel

God's Receptionist, Biblical Woman, Nurse #2 (voice)